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kindahorny:

Ugh he’s so cute
gingerjedi123:

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

cumber-porn:

abaddonadler:

punxs:

This is my friend Sam and I.
We go to a private boarding school in Lake Tahoe, California.
Sam is pan-sexual and myself, well, I am a bit confused of who I am at the moment.
Last night, our school had a formal dinner and I asked Sam to be my date a week ago, he said yes!
The night of the formal dinner, Sam asked our assistant headmaster if he could wear a dress, he said no before he had even finished the question. When Sam and I showed up to the dinner, we were holding hands and I was also holding the roses Sam had gave to me. Sam was wearing mascara and lipstick. Our assistant headmaster freaked out and told Sam if he didn’t get the makeup off, he would be in massive trouble. Sam and I went back to the room to get his makeup off and came back down. The whole night, he was telling us how bizarre and weird we were. The night ended and the morning rose. We both have our first class of Friday with our assistant headmaster. He told the both of us if our relationship went any further, he would take us behind the barn and beat us. He also told us if we were in public school, we would have our dicks chopped off by other kids. After an entire period of being teased, Sam and I got together and thought we needed to do something about this. So here I am, Julien Nicol, 15 years old, asking for your help to spread this around and have it know that California allows private schools to discriminate against people with certain sexual preferences.

Signal boost the fuck out of this.

How fucking dare he?!

i thought that was nick jonas

oh my gosh what the heck??? 

katnisstiel:

faewynnlunaise:

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captainseverusblackheart:

ugh

guys

Why is this so adorable

Gay lions, guys

It’s a gay pride.

Reblogging for adorable, also that awful, horrible pun.

Fun, but also true fact for the day. Lions are one of the mammals aside from humans that have a high tendency to find a partner of the same gender. Apparently, Gay Lions are not something that is rare. 

Gay pride, omfg.

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fhlorai:

coconut-cola:

mysteried:

eunoiiaaa:

YES OMFG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF TO COME ON MY DASH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEYRE SO HOT

OTP BLAIR AND CHUCK FOREVER FUCK

his face is too hot not to reblog srry

disneywise:

silverdusting:

rumbellelyrics:

laciepanda:

darkmasterplan:

Awww, Disney princesses as cuties with their pets. Lovely. Just take a look at Belle and her Beast. I am melting over here. Adorable.

Don’t forget the mother princess of them all!

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omg they’re all happy and then Meg’s just like “you’re kidding right”

LITTLE KUZCO THO AWWW

I feel for little Meg.

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urtube:

Happy birthday to one of the only fictional characters I care about, Harry Potter

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radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

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